Monthly Archives: April 2014

Inertia

Inertia. I’m suffering from inertia which means I’m right brassed off off, This malady afflicts me when I feel a little lost, I’ve tossed and turned in’t night time, and wake up feeling shitty, The morning chorus out of tune, … Continue reading

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Canals

Canals Lord Bridgewater started the business, by building a canal from his pit As he had to shift coal in a hurry, for horses and carts did not fit, When merchants saw how he prospered, they knew he had found … Continue reading

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Horace Flynn

Horace Flynn. Horace Flynn was very thin a matchstick did seem fatter, His appetite was very good, but his waistline did not flatter, His doctor did advise him, to go to sunnier climes, So off he went to the airport … Continue reading

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